Mar 20 2010
Marriage humor
Wife: ’What are you doing?’
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : ’Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’
Husband : ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’
Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’
Husband : ‘Sure! What are my choices?’
Wife : ‘Yes or no.’
Son: ‘ Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son: ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’
