Jun 14 2010
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Jun 13 2010
Getroude Lewe
Drie vriendinne, een in ‘n informele verhouding, een verloof en een ‘n lank getroude vrou, ontmoet oor ‘n paar drankies na werk.
Hulle besluit om hulle liefdeslewens bietjie op te kikker en die manne in hulle lewens te verras met ‘n stoutigheidjie.
‘n Week later kom hulle weer bymekaar.
Die enkel meisie sê, “Ek het na my vriend se kantoor gegaan met ‘n lang jas aan. Na almal weg is het ek die jas laat Val en al wat ek aangehad het was ‘n leer korset met swart sykouse en hoëhak skoene. Ons het net daar op sy lessenaar liefde gemaak.”
Die verloofde vrou sê, “Toe my verloofde by die huis aankom, het ek vir hom gewag met ‘n swart masker, korset, sykouse en hoëhakke. Ons het die hele nag passievolle liefde gemaak, en nou wil hy vroeër trou.”
Die getroude vrou sit haar glas neer en sê, “Ek het baie beplanning gedoen. Die kinders is na my ma toe, ek het ‘n lang bad geneem met gegeurde olie en my beste parfuum aangespuit. Ek het in ‘n stywe leer korset geklim met swart sykouse en ses duim hoëhakke, alles afgerond met ‘n swart masker. My man het by die huis gekom, ‘n bier en die afstandbeheer gegryp, homself op die bank neergeplak en uitgeroep…
Hei Batman, wat eet ons?
Jun 13 2010
Iraqi rugby player
The Lions manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play rugby, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Gauteng. Two weeks later the Lions are 18-6 down to the Bulls with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi winger the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 4 tries in 20 minutes and wins the game for the Lions. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Super 14 Rugby.
“Hello mum, guess what?” he says “I played for 20 minutes today, and we were 18-6 down but I scored 4 tries and we won! Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me!”
“Wonderful,” says his mum, “Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed; your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten; your brother has joined a gang of looters and all while you were having such a great time playing rugby”
The young lad is very upset. “What can I say mum, but I am so sorry.”
“Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!” shrieks his mum, “It’s your fault we moved to Jo’Burg in the first place!”
