ONE DAY, one of the local boys walked passed this ol’ mans house carrying some Chicken Wire. The
ol’man said to the boy “Hey boy, what are you doing with that wire?” The boy said back, “Gonna catch
me some chickens Mister!”. “You ain’t gonna catch you no chickens Boy!”
A while later the boy walks past the house…the ol’ man sees a dozen chickens caught up in that chicken
wire.
Next day, the boy walks past the house with Duck Tape. The ol’ man asks “Boy, what the hell you doin
with Duck Tape?” The boy replys. “Gonna catch me some Ducks Mister!!!” “You ain’t gona catch NO
damn Ducks with that, the ol’ Man chuckled.”
A while later the boy walks past with a bunch of Ducks!
Next day, the boy walks past the ol’ Man with a Stick. “What’s are you doing with that stick boy?” asks
the man. “OH, Mister, this ain’t no Ordinary stick, This be a PussyWillow stick!”
“WAIT UP BOY, LEMME GET MY HAT!!!!” Hollers the old man………..